You know, there's nothing more sad than a "player" (a sex-addict like guy who's always trying to score) who's now old and 'past it' but keeps trying to 'play'.
No, I'm not talking about myself (for once!) lol!
I'm remembering a night supervisor I had once. Ah yes, those night shifts. Lots of nookie goes on in night shifts, which I'm sure some of you well know! If you ever go into a Walmart and there's no one around to check you out, they're probably bonking in the cash office!
But this guy I'm remembering wasn't a Walmart supervisor. I did know a Walmart supervisor who bonked someone in a cash office but he got fired for it because... there are cameras in there! OMG, somewhere in Bentonville Arkansas there's a Walmart security camera with this couple bonking on it on top of the day's takings! The two weren't really anything special to look at and the manager was old and moldy, so I bet that one's been safely filed away. I don't think anyone would want to see it. Then again, there's a kink for everything, but that's another blog post...
Back to this guy. Well, I just remember the night he was dry humping the cleaning girl. Yeah, young blonde cleaning girl, nice enough but rather plain. But this guy flirted and came on to everything that moved. Oh, and his current wife worked in the same area, just not at night, not on the same shift as him. He was rubbing himself up against the girl, crotch on butt.
Now I hear you say "OMG! Call the police!" It was a union job. And this night supervisor was a 10+, probably 20+ year union veteran. Even if pictures were taken, both mine and the girls sworn testimony taken, nothing was going to happen from that one incident. Indeed, according to the union policy they had posted proudly in the break room, he'd have to do it five times (that is proved five times beyond a shadow of a doubt) before they could even bring him in for a talking-to.
And even if he got fired, the union guarantees that he would be immediately rehired in a job of equal pay with all his seniority intact somewhere else in the company (it was a large company with sites all over the place)
What actually happened is that he got nowhere from that incident. The girl never did come back for like a month (she avoided the area where I worked after that, saw her cleaning other areas though). I think she may have indeed reported it because the guy in question did "tone it down" after that for awhile. And his wife, whom I worked with during the day, was rather grumpy.
I don't feel sorry for the guy. He was probably pushing 50, maybe over. A big guy but now wrinkled and face bloated with years of "good living", lots of drinking probably. More body and belly fat than muscle now. And since he was aiming at the young girls, he wasn't going to score with anyone. I think he knew it too, because he hated my guts. Every little thing I did, he'd criticize. I have a bad habit of whistling or humming tunes to myself (easy to do late at night with no one around) and one night he just got in my face and mocked me, moaning a tune and making fun of me.
Sexual frustration must have been eating him alive, and I'm sure his long-suffering wife wasn't doing anything to alleviate that. On the other hand, I've been accused of being a "nice guy" for decades, so, while I wasn't having wild nocturnal affairs either, at least I had women we worked with actually stop and chat with me, including the young cleaning girl. She was a computer gamer too.
I had a great friend years and years ago. He was a total 'ladykiller'. Even my elderly mother would ask if my friend Steve was coming over soon. Now he knew how to play! lol! And I'm sure he still has it even now. He just had class and style that this buffoon I worked with probably never did have. Even so, you get old. Skills decrease. And you have to take it all in stride. Its like when you get old and can't lose weight easily or exercise easily anymore.
I'm sure that night supervisor is still there even as I type and you read these words. Probably still trying to come on to some young girl. Dude, give it up. Its game over. Yeah, you're old, just sit down and watch your sports. No one's going to sneak off to the walk-in closet with you. Don't be pathetic.
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