Mr. Trump, you're going to need a bigger army...

Be careful whose feelings you hurt!

Oh dear, the escaped Mexican Drug Lord, El Chapo, is gunning for Donald Trump.  I'm sure anyone who even remotely knows about Latino people know that its a really really bad plan to piss them off.  Especially when said Latino person is the biggest Drug Lord in Mexico.

So, El Chapo seems to be thinking of having a little tete-a-tete chat with The Donald regarding some cultural misinterpretations, possibly over some coffee cake or cheesecake.    Fearing this, El Trumpo has gone running to the FBI. 

The Donald better read up on how the U.S. Federal Government stopped Pancho Villa.  Oh wait... they never did.  Pancho Villa was never caught although he did end up being killed by a political rival.   But no Federales, General Pershing or the FBI, never got him.

Oh, and El Chapo won't forget either.  He might not get Trump tomorrow or in a week, but he's not going to give up.  Trump's 70 years old so maybe he'll die before El Chapo's men get him. 

Seriously, just to get racist for a moment, The Donald can never let a Latino person within pistol shot range of himself from now on.  Neither employees on his golf courses nor anyone working in his casinos, because one of these days, one of those "boys" he barks an order at is going to look up and deliver a message from El Chapo.  It will basically translate "You're Fired!"